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Why yes. I do think a lot of myself. Thank
you for noticing. And yet, I am compelled to
write only in the deepest corner of the Web
Underbelly.
I have so offended my associates
and pretentious Prada-packing peers with my
candid remarks that I finally went incognito for
self-preservation. The big benefit of this
pet-effort
is: I can say whatever the hell I want without
dreading scandal. So I'm not exactly surprised when
someone
wants to give my
jeering blog a good slap.
Bring it, and come armed with something resembling
wit. I offer the anonymous comment form below.
And, of course, there's bonnie@.
Regrettably, I refuse to
allow unfiltered blog posts
here by uneducated miscreants. Readers who are
not blithering idiots will understand perfectly.
My brain boils over the butchered grammar
that saturates the
'Net these days. Your
excerpts will be published – oh yes, both praise
and fiery dissent – only if I don't find them
objectionable for their frothing
monosyllabic stupidity.
Before you bite,
note the
terms below.*
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Hey guess what: I'm just getting started.
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Your Perspective Here |
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If not now, when? |
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Hey guess what: I'm just getting started.
Check back for random updates
(and I do mean random).
You know you want to. |
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*Before you bite, note these galling terms: You agree that your contribution (1) becomes my property without compensation to you, and (2) can be used for any purpose in any way, even if it ticks you off. No real names will be used, regardless of my opinion of you. You are welcome to include your email address for interaction, but if you need validation you should probably rent a friend at the nail salon. I highly recommend it. |
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