That is a damn good question, and one
I ask myself about twelve times a day.
Odds are, you were at the office – screwing
around on company time yet again – when a
pal directed you to a point of interest here. Was
it a derisive remark? A weak dose of wit? Given
my mood ambiguity, it could be anything.

I've no doubt that something I said pissed off
somebody. But you came back because, like me,
you are probably a contemptuous ass. God love ya.

Also like me, you probably tire of media writers and
bloggers who (a) take themselves too seriously,
(b) bore you to vending-machine-and-American-
Idol-office-chat desperation, or (c) can't seem to
form coherent paragraphs / place apostrophes
on plurals / drop way too many f-bombs.

On that note: There's a time and a place for
an in-your-face eff, people, and it is not every
other word in your retarded caveman-know-
web-huh-huh blog page. It totally loses
its timeless oomph and makes you
sound like a Street 'Ho.